Dear Chemistry,

     I've been recieving your messages a lot recently and they've even begun
to fill up my mailbox.  I don't have time to read the messages I NEED to
read, and the Viagra thing is beginning to look like a joke.  Whatever
possessed you to do this???
     In reply I have only to say that I MUST have some downplay or my
mailbox will begin to look like some ghastly painting by El Greco or even
(perhaps...) a cubist portrait by Picasso Himself!  Not that I'm not
EXTREMELY HAPPY to get your messages.  Remember, I am EXTREMELY HAPPY and
WELL ENDOWED in that DEPARTMENT.
     But as long as we're talking messages, I was extremely pleased to
notice your use of the LISTSERV designation, and I am in truth a fan of the
chemistry club.  Although I no longer attend Fresno State, I am a fan of the
chemistry club and fascinated with organic chemistry because of it's obtruse
and non-conceptual nature.  These Viagra messages simply add some kick to
the daily game of checking my email and deciding whom to reply to.  I'm glad
to have recieved them.
     Let no-one say that the Chemistry Club is square, 'cuz it's not.

Sincerely,

Daniel A. Olshove

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